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mind-over-fears:

Dogs may break your shit, but they’ll never break your heart.

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It’s officially been a month since I’ve had a cigarette and I’m feeling great both physically an mentally

Let’s take a moment to praise the women that can make you feel like they are sucking your soul out through your dick

Let’s take a moment to praise the women that can make you feel like they are sucking your soul out through your dick

(Source: sexuallydifferent, via sirsplayground)

Anonymous said: 30-44

30: What I hate the most about work/school
I work in attics installing insulation if anyone with my job description says they love everything about it, try are a fucking liar

31: What your last text message says
Good night

32: What words upset me the most
Nothing really upsets me unless you threaten my family or friends

33: What words make me feel the best about myself
Can’t really think of anything

34: What I find attractive in women
Honesty trust loyalty and humor

35: What I find attractive in men
Same applies

36: Where I would like to live
Texas

37: One of my insecurities
My body

38: My childhood career choice
Already answered

39: My favorite ice cream flavor
Butter pecan praline

40: Who I wish I could be
Anyone other than me

41: Where I want to be right now
Asleep

42: The last thing I ate
Granola bar

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
Kat Von D

44: A random fact about anything
Tanner foust holds the world record for fastest indoor speed record at 87 mph in a ford fiesta (that has 650 hp 0-60 in 2 sex)

Anonymous said: 1-25

1: Virgin?
Haha not for a long time but some times I wish I still was

2: Shoe size
12 shoes 11 2E boots

3: Do you smoke?
Not any more

4: Do you drink?
Occasionally

5: Do you take drugs?
Do pain mess count?

6: Age you get mistaken for
I’ve gotten between 16 and 26

7: Have tattoos?
5

8: Want any tattoos?
I want all the tattoos haha

9: Got any piercings?
Used to have my lip pierced and my ears gauged

10: Want any piercings?
When I get out of the army yes

11: Best friend?
Jordan Kennedy and Jeremy Brown

12: Relationship status
Single as a Pringle

13: Biggest turn ons
Tattoos

14: Biggest turn offs
Obesity an shitty attitudes

15: Favorite movie
I have a few but really anything by Quentin Tarantino or Mel Brooks

16: I’ll love you if
You make me laugh

17: Someone you miss
My family

18: Most traumatic experience
Mom walking in on me and my ex having sex

19: A fact about your personality
I’m that guy

20: What I hate most about myself
My life

21: What I love most about myself
Sense of humor

22: What I want to be when I get older
Famous and rich

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
Only child

24: My relationship with my parent(s)
Non existent

25: My idea of a perfect date
Chinese food and cuddling while watching netflix. I’m simple

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

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drythroats:

iamrickyhoover:

Teaching my gf the proper way to model lol

Babe.

drythroats:

iamrickyhoover:

Teaching my gf the proper way to model lol

Babe.

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hyundaimotorsports:

Rhys Millen and his Veloster Turbo were in true form at the Red Bull GRC race in Daytona. Congrats on a first place finish!Photo: Alison Padron/Red Bull Global Rallycross

hyundaimotorsports:

Rhys Millen and his Veloster Turbo were in true form at the Red Bull GRC race in Daytona. Congrats on a first place finish!

Photo: Alison Padron/Red Bull Global Rallycross