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So I got bored and decided to googled myself and apparently the first three links were my obituaries….

So I got bored and decided to googled myself and apparently the first three links were my obituaries….

armystrong-countryboy:

My 6 yr old nephew just asked me why girls are mean, and I had absolutely no answer for him and I felt more stupid than usual

Is anyone gonna help me out here because I don’t know what to do and all I could tell him was I don’t know little buddy and the little shit said I should know because I’m old

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via changingmyownpaige)

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(Source: straighthater, via angel-with-a-shotgun25)

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

(via angel-with-a-shotgun25)

My 6 yr old nephew just asked me why girls are mean, and I had absolutely no answer for him and I felt more stupid than usual

Anonymous said: 2 and 35

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Living would be Kat Von D and I’d ask her to give me a tattoo and I’d probably try to sleep with her, not living would be Johnny Cash

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

In all honesty to live and die. That’s about it

richiiie:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

This is how I proposed to my boyfriend Lee :D

:D omg

richiiie:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

This is how I proposed to my boyfriend Lee :D

:D omg

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odie14:

Precision Tactical Arms Company

(via justmebeingmyself89)

krakenpocalypse:

cuntology:

theblogofmicah:

Always the best option.

Take notice, Tumblr.

I forgot who said it, but a wise man said:
"Better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool, than to open it and confirm that you are one."

krakenpocalypse:

cuntology:

theblogofmicah:

Always the best option.

Take notice, Tumblr.

I forgot who said it, but a wise man said:

"Better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool, than to open it and confirm that you are one."

(via revengeofthemudbutt)